FerengiJess

Fourth in our line of Star Trek alien self portraits: Ferengi

I’M NOT EVEN HAPPY WITH THE FACE

DON’T EVEN

BOTHER

I’ll have to draw her some more but for now this will do. I’m just cranking these out, good or not. But she’s cute in my MIND and fun, and sassy, as all Ferengi are. >v<

Obviously FerengiJess was totally on top of that women’s liberation that took place in the 2370s. She was probably too young to be of much use before that, and probably is such a crotchety asshole that her dad figures no one could put up with her. He is right. She would dick punch any dude that purchased rights to her. Don’t even give a fuck~

But now she’s free, as free as the stellar wind blows. Profits to be had all up in this quadrant and this bitch is on top. Not literally, she’s not very high or low on the profit earnings. Just comfortable. But there’s never enough.

I like their crazy body suits, me-ow! And the big flowy dresses. Basically the Ferengi ladies know how to dress. Like jewelry all fucking over the place, I’m just too damn lazy to draw all that. And heels. They’re short as a species so that makes sense. Damn. Wanna draw that now. Struttin. (Ah fuck me I forgot the sweet sash around the hips though. Oh well.)

So basically, here’s another character birth out of a self portrait. She’s like the funneling of all my greedy, narcissistic, sarcastic energy. Pure and unadulterated. Feels good man.

Consensus seems to be that Borg should be next. ARROOOOO TECHNOLOGY IT’S SUCH TORTURE

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